Virtual Ely

It’s been a while, sorry.

2009-07-15T22:45:00.001+02:00

Yes, I know, I haven’t posted for a few weeks. Not a word. Nothing. My apologies, I’m sorry, I just had nothing to say or to let you see. Today’s effort is a little of a stop gap because I’m still a little lost for inspiration, but I don’t want it to go any longer, so here is something. Next week I might even let you see what happened when the packet of biscuits was empty, but I’m not quite ready for that yet.

So, today, we have, feet.

Anyone for a biccy?

2009-06-17T22:14:00.001+02:00

There has been much discussion of chocolate today. Mainly with my online friends but also in my house too. Now some of you will know that I have a certain affinity with choccy biccies as is fairly obvious from my physique. Believe me, I’ve done everything possible to hide the belly as much as possible, but it’s still there in the photo. No one is going to be able to stand pints on it and I can still see my toes, but securing staring roles in men’s deodorant commercials I am unable to do.

So this time I’m thrusting my HNT self upon you all without the aid of any red sheets, white sheets (ironed or otherwise) or even photoshop for that matter.

Wanna biccy?

End of the Day

2009-06-11T08:06:00.001+02:00

My HNTs are always the last thing I do before I go to sleep on a Wednesday night. Last night I managed the photo, but couldn’t manage the post. It was late, I was very tired and once I was in bed it was just too hard to get out again. So with photo taken, the light went out and I drifted off into the sleep of those that have just given their all and have nothing left.

There was no one to cuddle with, but my mind has created some wonderful scenarios that help a great deal. So, at 1:03am, with the teddy bear that I have had since before I was born looking over me, I fell asleep.

Time for Bed

2009-06-03T23:30:00.001+02:00

Well, tonight’s offering is a simple little photo that I took whilst getting ready for bed. I’m knackered and felt like an early night. Of course Wednesday night can’t pass without an HNT offering so something had to bed done for you lot to glance at before moving on to the next semi-exposed body. So, yes, I am now going to hit the sack, dressed only in the t-shirt and erm, well, nothing else. The t-shirt will come off once I’m warmed up too.

Enjoy your HNT everyone and see you all again next week.

HNT - Signs of age…

2009-05-27T23:21:00.000+02:00

Ely is in his forties. Ely is over weight. Ely would look a lot sexier with a tan. The last of these comments can be considered a matter of taste, but I think that whilst the first is certainly a fact, the second is almost universally accepted as true. Maybe there are people who, prefer the larger man, but the entire medical profession would almost certainly agree that Ely could do with shedding a few kilos. This is not to say that Ely is not fit. Whilst the 10 or so extra kilos are there, Ely can still run 3km on a fairly regular basis and has has been known to run 5km now and again. He also cycles over 10km every working day and squashes once a week. So Ely doesn’t think that he is unhealthy, just over weight.

Now if Ely had a partner for sexercise, Ely would be champing at the bit to get even more cardio exercise whenever possible, but for the moment that is going to have to wait. Of course, I do my best to keep in practice, for I still have hope. :-)

The Crossbow

2009-05-21T01:38:00.001+02:00

It wasn’t intentional, but once I’d seen it, well, it was one of those things that you can’t unsee.

This picture is very, very similar to that of last week, I know. It’s here due to popular demand (strange, I know). You see I got a lot of requests last week for another shot, like the last one, but with the sheet ironed. So, eventually I agreed. (I also got requests for the sheet to be wet too, but those were denied.)

So, here it is. I prefer the previous one myself. And don’t get any ideas that this is becoming a request show either. I’ve done this one as a special request, but it won’t be happening again.

Happy HNT to all of you and a special greeting to those of you that leave a comment.

Cotton On

2009-05-14T01:10:00.001+02:00

Sorry, but another one with me on my bed. I don’t have a lot of other suitable places for taking photos right now. There’s my bed, as you have seen several times now and my desk, which you have also seen a couple of times. Circumstance prevents there being many more places. I’ve no real desire to start taking these in public places. By myself it doesn’t feel right, but with a partner, well, that would be a whole other question. In any case, we have the bed again this week. And today, it’s a real HNT.

Enjoy this day, one and all.

End of Day

2009-05-07T01:29:00.001+02:00

End of another hard day. I have central heating once again so the room is warm and I’m tempted to sleep nekkid. Of course even nekkid I can be totally covered, but it really is quite warm tonight and I’m also tempted to sleep above the covers. Of course, I’ll have to remember to turn the light off before I drift off…

So here I am, Virtual Ely, virtually asleep, virtually in bed and virtually nekkid. I know technically, I’m only supposed to be half nekkid, but today, I just can’t be arsed to find something to wear. It’s that sort of night.

So sleep well all and I’ll see you once again on HNT…

More Body Parts

2009-04-29T23:33:00.001+02:00

Having done my hands I was going to do a very close up shot of my right eye. The reason for this is that I have a scar on it. Not on the skin around it but on the white of the eye. It’s not a nasty scar but it does make my eye look bloodshot even when there is no really good reason for it. It is a very old chicken pox scar. I contracted said nasty when I was seven. Apparently I had it very severely and managed to have scabs everywhere. And I do mean everywhere. Even on my eyeball. That was a bugger to scratch, I can tell you.

However, this (for those taking a close interest) is my left eye. There is nothing special at all about my left eye. Nothing at all. It doesn’t even work that well. If you embiggify the photo you might even make out the outline of the contact lens that sits therein. But today it is a special eye because it is the the feature of my HNT. Yes, I could be fully clothed, but I’m not.

For those of you visiting in the hope of more riské shots, they will probably return next week. This week it’s all about the eye, with a guest appearance by my ear and surrounding heady bits.

In Good Hands

2009-04-23T01:32:00.001+02:00

I’ve often been told that I have good hands. They are big hands with longish fingers. Some say that they are piano players fingers. My grandfather was a cabinet maker and I have his hands. Since this is an HNT posting and most of my previous posts have been considerably more than ‘H’ then I decided to redress the balance a little and put up an HNT post that concentrates on things other than my nether regions.

So, good people, here you have my hands. I like them and no one has ever complained when I have put them to use. In all manner of ways…

But all this palm reading stuff interests me. Not in a serious way, just for entertainment purposes. Will I live long and prosper?

I think that these hands have a character all their own. The skin is beginning to show its age a little but other than that they are still in good nik.

Hopefully I shall be able to put them to good use again sometime in the not too distant future when they manage to get hold of a willing female that takes their fancy. They can influence a firm grip and still offer the softness required for a good caress. These hands know what to do all by themselves. They learn well.

Emergency Post

2009-04-16T08:19:00.001+02:00

I’ve totally failed to properly prepare for this weeks shoot, so I’m gonna have to leave you with a half formed idea that is the only photo I have that I can use right now. My sincere apologies. I’ll do better next week.

But happy HNT to one and all anyway. :-)

Talk to me, I’m listening…

2009-04-09T00:03:00.000+02:00

Hello folks. This weeks offering is the first in what should end up as a line of experiments. I’m working on things getting more arty. I’ve never been any good at art, but OK with a camera. So here am I doing my best to be arty with the camera. I’m not a natural, but I’ll see what I can manage. Happy HNT and keep those comments coming. They certainly don’t have to be complementary, suggestions and requests welcome, but no guarantees offered…

HNT – You Can Leave Your Hat On…

2009-04-02T00:03:00.001+02:00

I’m getting a little more adventurous now. Not a lot, granted, but it’s something. Today’s photo took many incarnations before I had something that I was happy with but happy with it I am. Bored of taking similar shots, I also am. So, net result is a shot those basic idea I shall develop in the future.

I have an idea for a shot in the future. I’m not even sure that it is possible, but it’s something I’m going to work on. The question is, is it possible to do a shot with a hard on that isn’t porno? I’m certainly not going to stand there, full frontal and I think that you’re more likely to see an outline than skin, but it’s an idea that I want to work on. I tried it Monday night and it was a total failure, but that was partly because it was so much hard work trying to get everything right, keeping it hard was impossible. Anyway, I gave up. What I really need is an assistant to work the camera and give, shall we say, motivation…

Yeah, I know, ain’t gonna happen… Happy HNT

No Oil Painting

2009-03-26T00:03:00.000+01:00

Well, I’m not. No problem with that. But of course with just a few photo editing tools I can make it look like I am… ;-)

Happy HNT to one and all.

HNT – Baby steps

2009-03-19T00:03:00.000+01:00

This is my first attempt at a HNT posting on a HNT day. I love long hot baths you see. The problem is that I don’t have a bath in this house and I miss soaking for hours on end. Back in My House (long story), I have a big white bubble bath with wonderful water jets in it and spending anything up to 2 hours in it was bliss. That is possibly one of the best things about that house.

But now I don’t have one, so when I visit people with a bath, I take advantage and use it. These are my legs in someone else’s bathtub. The bathtub isn’t quite long enough for me. I’ve only ever been in one bath that was long enough for me to stretch out in and that was in Wales. It was a god awful red/purple colour as I remember. Still, any colour is fine with me if I can stretch out in it.

BTW, my legs don’t normally glow blue, must be something it the water… ;-)

Here we go, 2 ,3 ,4

2009-03-16T21:08:00.002+01:00

Those of you that are here have probably come either by direct invitation or by word of mouth. Well, welcome. This is me trying my hand at the HNT blog scene. I’ve never tried it before and I’m going to be taking baby steps. I’ll welcome requests, constructive criticism and blatant flattery, but don’t get your hopes up that you’ll be seeing any tanned, sleek, muscled Mr Universes here. It’s just me and my body. The body could do with losing a few kilos, but it ain’t gonna happen. Been trying for years and it’s all I can do to hold this weight.

So, I hope you enjoy. Comment if you do and fuck off if you don’t.